|Disappointing Monsters is about a small boy, Gilbert; his imaginary zombie friend, Edison; and other…stuff. Like prison. And Frankensteins. Created by Daniel Bradford and Owen Mackinder who met in an alley behind a bar in the desert.|
A little boy who may or may not have been molested by Doc Brown.
Likes: Laser Tag, Lego, Michael Keaton
Dislikes: Doc Brown, The Phantom Menace, When your sock starts to come off in your boot
Gilbert’s imaginary zombie friend. Claims he was Rambo before joining the legions of the undead.
Likes: Batman, Denim Jackets, Megaman 2
Dislikes: Sandra Bullock, Cardamom, Ants
|Pennywise the Dancing Clown
One of the aspects of the malicious shapeshifting creature that dwells below Derry, Maine. Recently unemployed.Likes: Sewers, Balloons, Robes
Dislikes: Monsters Inc., Gary Busey, J. D. Salinger
The high priest of the Elder Gods, harbinger of the apocalypse, and lives in Gilbert’s closet. Also a bit of a dick.Likes: Funnel Cake, Yog-Sothoth, Eternal Darkness
Dislikes: Mortals, Kevin Sorbo, Mexico